If anyone know this farmer deputy perhaps wake him up and tell him his 3 years are almost over and it's time to decide if he wants to continue having the £45000 being paid in his account.
Oh.. and don't forget to give him a map of Jersey so he can find his way to the Royal Square. I am sure he will travel free on Connex
How does that Beatles song go again ?
He's a real nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to, etc