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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2008, 04:52:23 AM »
Tinkerbell, it's a small world, i lived in Paris in 1978/79. Avenue d'Eylau on the Place du Mexico in the 16th. i used to go to school at Alliance Francaise situated along Boulevard Raspail and i loved the Boulevard St Michel, St Germain in the latin quarter.

i look forward to hearing more from Clareese, sounds interesting.
Its a little daunting to walk to College picking your way through 2000 surete armed police at Pantheon (7th), they were waiting to force a cordon sanitaire round the rioting students. The clubs in St Michel were nearly all gay clubs and their clientele were very aggressive often trying to pull people in off the streets. We were warned to give it a miss after 9 pm.
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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2008, 05:40:22 AM »
If you chose to dress in such a provocative manner it is hardly surprising that the gay clubs required your presence!

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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2008, 07:01:50 AM »
Don't knock it till you've tried it :-*
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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2008, 08:10:33 AM »
i look forward to hearing more from Clareese, sounds interesting.

For the avoidance of any doubt Clareese Du Pre is an entirely fictional character but the reference points within her resume have been laid out so as stimulate some lively discussions in the days ahead.

Clareese was born of Razzard, now departed. She has vowed to mediate discussion solely on the subject of culture and where it merges with politics in this tiny Island (in which we all keep bumping into each other!).

Clarrie Dupre - now where do I know that name from  :-X


Mark spotted it a mile off! Well done. Clareese voted for all you green's recently. She likes intelligent people.

So if Clareese says that she too lived in Paris, just off the Place du Pantheon in the early 70's and can be spotted in one of these photo's http://otherthings.com/janvanraay/photos/index.html you should take it with a pinch of salt. But if Clareese says that she knows the area very well and when in Paris stays with Sydney Picasso, ex wife of Pablo's son Claude then you can be assured that that fact is true.

I have worked in and around Jersey's government long enough to know that taking an alias is the smart thing to do. Some of my income is derived by providing services to the States. I've seen how whispering campaigns have started and how the paths of certain individuals careers have been muddied because they became an establishment dissenter uncomfortable with the way policy is designed and delivered. I've seen the bullying and heard the lies. The role of Clareese Du Pre is to challenge many of the current assumptions in relation to culture and reveal that there are much better systems, policies and strategies that can be adopted for the benefit of us all. Not only to enhance the range of cultural products on offer to consumers, but also to engage artists in political debate, to see them using their skills to motivate informed discussions and to no less an extent prick the moral conscience of a largely apathetic public.

Perhaps a good way to start the ball rolling would be for ESC to adopt a new objective within the cultural strategy, that could harness and harvest new ideas. You can have this one for free Deputy Labey - www.cultureforum.je - go register it quick! You've seen the success of Planet Jersey - now imagine what you could really do for the Islands cultural life. You could have your finger on the pulse. The list of the current strategy's achievements to date is, to my mind, paltry. But there will be more on that to come.

So to conclude - Clareese Du Pre is, in the main, an anti-establishment figure. She has always voted for Senator Syvret and is firm believer that he has acted honourably throughout the HDLG enquiry. Clareese, although in no way can be compared to him, does see a little bit of her in the way he has become isolated whilst working hard for the thing he believes in.

So lets rewind to the start of the thread and the question posed was;

"Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?"

I suggest not.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2008, 11:16:33 AM by Clareese Du Pre »
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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2008, 11:39:43 AM »
I have been asked to post an obituary to the late Razzard:-

Colonel “Raz” Razzard, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other's courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle with life as a result of an automobile accident on November 23, 2008.
True to Raz’s personal style, his final hours were spent joking with medical personnel while he whimpered, cursed, begged for narcotics and bargained with God to watch over his wife and recently returned “wild child” Daughter Clareece. He loved his family. His heart beat faster when his wife of 37 years Alicia Rennie entered the room and saddened a little when she left.
His back straightened and chest puffed out whenever he heard “Jersey my Island” sung by Sadie Rennard and his eyes welled with tears when he heard Amazing Grace. Always an interested observer of politics, particularly what the process does to its participants, he was amused by politician's outrage when we lie to them and amazed at what the voters would tolerate. He couldn't abide self important tight *censored *His final wishes were "throw the bums out and don't elect lawyers" (though it seems to make little difference).
During his life he excelled at mediocrity. He loved to hear and tell jokes, especially short ones due to his limited attention span. He had a life long love affair with bacon, butter, cigars and guinness. You always knew what Raz was thinking much to the dismay of his friend and family. His daughter Clareece said of Raz, "he was often wrong, but never in doubt". When his family was asked what they remembered about Raz, they fondly recalled how Raz never peed in the shower - on purpose. He died in Hospital and sadly was deprived of his final wish which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to Dunells’ to buy booze for a double date to include his wife and the Cheeky girls.
 In lieu of flowers, Raz asks that you make a sizable purchase at your local Rstore or local wine shop (please, nothing French - the *censored*) and get rip roaring drunk at home with someone you love or hope to make love to. Word of caution though, don't go out in public to drink because of the alcohol related laws our elected officials have passed due to their inexplicable terror at the sight of electoral lobbyists and their overwhelming compulsion to meddle in our lives. No funeral or service is planned. However, a party will be held to celebrate Raz's life. It will be held in the Tenby pub at happy hour. Raz's ashes will be fired from his favorite cannon at a private party at Elizabeth Castle . Additionally, all of Razs friends (sic) will be asked to gather in a phone booth, to be designated in the future, to have a drink and wonder, "Raz who?"
His legacy will be his spellbinding storylines about his career in the St Helier underworld.
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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2008, 12:02:30 PM »
When you say the good colonel died in an automobile accident was it in a Toyota? If so was it on active service, or a training exercise with too much 'realism' thrown in?

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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2008, 01:15:52 PM »
I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to say as I have been told that this information for political reasons is classified. But I will say a prayer for him.
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« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2008, 01:29:20 PM »
I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to say as I have been told that this information for political reasons is classified. But I will say a prayer for him.

Amen!

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« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2008, 01:36:14 PM »
Good riddance!
I expect  we will see him in his new reincarnation dressed in a peter pan outfit , screetching  "I do believe in fairies" fairly shortly.
Shheeeesh whats up with you blokes. er ,, girls, er , woteva!

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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2008, 01:40:18 PM »
Wassup Roguey?? Your piles givin you jipp today? ::) Seems you know a thing bout fairies!!!
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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2008, 01:44:59 PM »
Why thank you Reverend!  May I say that your generous words are kindly received by all of my late father's friends and family.

I know he thought very highly of you and whilst he was always the first to admit he could never shake his Sunday morning hangovers in time to make it to church he always said his prayers and spoke highly of you over dinner (when well oiled on a couple of nice bottles of Brunello).

We all knew that the Colonel had his faults, the badger baiting, the bar brawling, the cock fighting (especially the cock fighting!!!) but he did care about Jersey and especially the people from the mean streets of St. Helier were he was raised as a kid.

It was good to see so many of his school chums at the funeral even if they were unable to stand for the entire service, worse the wear for drink I fear.

He made over 600 posts on Planet Jersey (a fact not recorded on his tombstone mods!) and I hope that as his only surviving daughter I will go on to make at least as many (if only to keep the old gay rogue on his toes).

As I leant over the hospital deathbed he whispered his final words to me. He said;

"Always be polite, always deal in fact, never feel intimidated and make sure that you take the battle to ESC to ensure that their wretched policies, culture of secrecy, bias and favouritism, not to mention sheer stupidity are exposed and reversed. Then pass me that slither of foie gras and my glass of Brunello and let me die in peace!"

I know he will be up there looking down on Planet Jersey wishing he could still post. But in his last days we should take comfort from the fact that he at last began to see the dismantling of the ESC empire. It is only sad that he never got to see the very last day of Senator Vibert's career in politics. I know he would have enjoyed that immensely.

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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2008, 03:01:17 AM »

Good riddance!
I expect  we will see him in his new reincarnation dressed in a peter pan outfit , screetching  "I do believe in fairies" fairly shortly.
Shheeeesh whats up with you blokes. er ,, girls, er , woteva!


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« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2008, 03:12:06 AM »
Mod 4 - please note the quote highlighted in the previous post was not made by me. I did not say Good Riddance or make a personal attack. I would like that attribution removed.

Many thanks
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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2008, 03:20:12 AM »
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The system has quoted Roguelement but attributed it to Clareece du pre? can you explain this please??
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Re: Deputy Labey - has she done anything for the islands culture?
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2008, 03:26:06 AM »
Wassup Roguey?? Your piles givin you jipp today? ::) Seems you know a thing bout fairies!!!
All I know is that if you say " I don't believe in fairies" a fairy dies or you get arrested for crimes against fairymanity or something.